Anytime a female mentions the fact that us males are lucky because we are capable of relieving ourselves from a standing position, I point out that I would gladly trade this in for a gift that women, as a rule, have over men: multiple orgasms.
Yes, I know males can achieve this. Yes, I know there are a significant number of women who are not multi-orgasmic.
The fact remains – in this area men got the short end of the stick.
While I am on it, however, I’d also like to express my envy with the fact that women reach their sexual peak at thirty, whereas men do so at a much younger age. Women are coming into their sexual prime at a point in their life where they’ve had a chance to gather enough knowledge and experience to actually do something with all that sexual energy. Dumb teenage males spend their sexual primes trying to get to second base in the back of their parent’s stationwagon.
And here, to answer a question that we all are curious about, whether we know it or not, is Roger Swanson: womanizer, armchair psychiatrist, and grudging mentor to his nephew.
Roger Swanson, Roger Doger